Celtic News & Humor (2009-10)

Ya Beauties!

A huge HAIL HAIL to the Celtic women who beat, (wo)manhandled, blasted, creamed, hammered, stomped, trounced, walloped, and otherwise treated the lady (!?) Huns like their supporters treated the city of Manchester, by a final score of ... *drum roll* ... 8-0!!! (2009-11-01)

Considering the shite awful way the men 'performed' against Falkirk a week later, Mowbray should call the Ghirls up. At least they will try. (2009-11-08)

... Or, for that matter, better than the men performed against Dundee United a fortnight later. Poor dears must be tired lugging their fat pay packets about. Or, in McDonald's case, his fat gut. (Btw, the Ghirls won again, 3:0.) (2009-11-25)

John Hartson Interview

A great interview with John Hartson about his illness. (2009-10-21)

Quote of the Week

"I remember getting beaten at Bolton last year and looking at the bench. I think two of them were asleep with hats pulled down and blankets over them. I said 'I'm sorry to drag you up here, I know it's f****** cold and you could be at home with the missus with a cup of tea. It's hard for 30 grand a week to watch a game!'"
Harry Redknapp on the hard life of the modern-day footballer.

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